Americana — Patriotic Sloth Tees

Funny patriotic sloth tees for the deliberately slow — Uncle Sam sloths, backyard-cookout cryptids, founding fathers in no rush, and a patient bald eagle. This is Slothisticated's Americana: red, white, and in no particular hurry. A Statue of Liberty sloth trading her torch for an ice cream cone, a sloth astronaut planting a flag on the moon, Revolutionary War sloths lounging around a cannon, and a lawn-tractor parade that never breaks 4 MPH.Original AI-art, printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 cotton. Wear it year-round — the slow revolution has no season.

(16 designs)

Slothpollo 11 — Retro Space Sloth Tee · Moon Landing Parody
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Slothpollo 11

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The Late Brunch — Funny Americana Sloth Tee · Brunch Humor
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The Late Brunch

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The Statesman — Vintage Lincoln Sloth Tee · Patriotic Humor
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The Statesman

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Independence or Eats Later — Funny Cookout Sloth Tee · BBQ Humor
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Independence Or Eats Later

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The Founding Sloths — Funny Patriotic Sloth Tee · Slow Living
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The Founding Sloths

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The Slow Labratory — Funny Declaration Sloth Tee · Americana
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The Slow Labratory

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The Outrider — Funny Patriotic Bald Eagle Tee · Biker Humor
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The Outrider

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Uncle Slow — Funny Uncle Sam Sloth Tee · Anti-Hustle
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Uncle Slow

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The Slow Riot — Funny Revolutionary Sloth Tee · Americana
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The Slow Riot

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The Visitation — Trippy Bigfoot BBQ Sloth Tee · Psychedelic
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The Visitation

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The Long Weekend — Funny Sloth Campfire Tee · Bigfoot BBQ
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The Long Weekend

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The Pitmaster — Funny Sasquatch BBQ Sloth Tee · Cookout
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The Pitmaster

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The Reverie — Psychedelic Patriotic Sloth Tee · Mushrooms
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The Reverie

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The Repose — Funny Patriotic Sloth Hammock Tee · Lazy Days
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The Repose

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The Colossus — Funny Liberty Sloth Statue Tee · Anti-Hustle
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The Colossus

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The Slow Ride — Funny Sloth Riding-Mower Tee · Dad Humor
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The Slow Ride

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