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Uncle Slow
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
A funny Uncle Sam sloth tee for the deliberately unhurried: a recruitment poster that only wants you to sit down and relax.
The print is a vintage 'I Want You' poster parody, aged and distressed — a sloth cast as Uncle Sam in a star-spangled top hat and red coat, pointing straight at the viewer beneath the line 'I Want You… To Relax.'
It's for the person who has been treating rest like a reward to be earned first — a wry piece of patriotic humor that makes doing nothing feel like a civic duty.
Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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Uncle Slow
$39.00