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Uncle Slow

$25.49$33.99
ColorBlack

Printed to order · Free shipping over $75 · 30-day guarantee

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings mellow humor and vintage charm to everyday wear. The front features a retro-style illustration of a sloth dressed like Uncle Sam, pointing and declaring “I WANT YOU… TO RELAX.” The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton and soft, washed-in colors give the shirt a lived-in feel from day one. Wear it on slow mornings, casual hangouts, or backyard gatherings to send a calm, playful vibe without saying a word. The roomy cut layers easily over hoodies or stands alone as an effortless statement piece for anyone who moves at their own pace.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for consistent fit
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) for soft, vintage texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean finish
- Available S–4XL and in 58 colors to match personal style

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.

Free standard shipping on US orders over $75. Orders ship within 3–5 business days. 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.

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