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The Founding Sloths
$39.00
Color— Black
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From the studio
I was deep in a thread of colonial-portrait prompts when this committee assembled itself on the canvas, complete with a raccoon I had not asked for. The placard text arrived already painted into the scene, which is the kind of thing the model does when it has been thinking about parchment for too long. I kept the raccoon. He looked like he had read the document and had notes. The terracotta backdrop felt right — the color of a room where nothing has been decided quickly, ever.
A funny patriotic sloth tee: six colonial sloths in powdered wigs debating a parchment they are in no rush to sign — one already asleep on the Declaration.
The vintage-illustration print shows six sloths in waistcoats and powdered wigs gathered around a parchment titled Declaration of Childependence — one asleep mid-clause — while a raccoon in flag sunglasses eats a hot dog and a bald eagle wheels overhead. The banner reads CHILL, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF SLOWNESS.
For the person who suspects most documents would read better after another week of just sitting with them. Nothing worth keeping was ever decided quickly.
Original AI-crafted art printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 in terracotta — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
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The Founding Sloths
$39.00