You might also like
T-Shirt
The Slow Riot
$39.00
Color— Black
SizeSize guide
Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
A funny Revolutionary War sloth tee: the slowest uprising ever illustrated, lumbering toward liberty and in no hurry to fire the cannon.
A vintage-illustration battle scene of sloths dressed as Revolutionary War soldiers lounging around a big brass cannon amid colorful smoke and fireworks — a Betsy Ross flag and a bald eagle overhead, with banners reading 'The Revolutionary Slow Riot' and 'Lumbering Towards Liberty.' One soldier reads, one leans on the wheel like a porch rail, another dozes on the cannonballs.
For the person who suspects you can change everything and still take your time doing it — Americana folk humor for the quietly defiant.
Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
Some photos show AI-generated models (not real people). Photos of the item on its own show the actual printed product. Learn more
The Slow Riot
$39.00