You might also like
T-Shirt
The Slow Labratory
$39.00
Color— Black
SizeSize guide
Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
From the studio
I was generating stained-glass variants of group portraits and this one came back with a typo painted directly into the parchment — Labratory, with confidence. I almost ran the prompt again. Then I read it a second time and decided the model had invented something better than what I was asking for. A laboratory implies experiment. A labratory implies the experiment has already been going on for a while and nobody is checking on it. The composition is straight Trumbull. The spelling is ours now.
A funny Americana sloth tee: colonial sloths signing the Slow-laration of Independence 'in pursuit of napiness' — the typo is canon now.
The gold-framed painterly print restages a colonial signing scene with better posture: colonial sloths in powdered wigs signing a parchment reading THE SLOW-LARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, IN PURSUIT OF NAPINESS — spelled exactly that way — while a bald eagle flies before an American flag, fireworks bloom out the window, and a raccoon in a tricorn eats a hot dog.
For the person who finds typos in founding documents more honest than the documents themselves, and figures a good nap covers most of happiness.
Original AI-crafted art printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 in red — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
Some photos show AI-generated models (not real people). Photos of the item on its own show the actual printed product. Learn more
The Slow Labratory
$39.00