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The Second Law
$39.00
Color— Bay
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
The Second Law is a funny vintage sloth tee — a woodcut thermodynamics joke for the deliberately slow, where doing less is just physics.
The design depicts a top-hatted sloth reclining in a hammock with his tea, a wolf who stopped to read, a gear-driven grandfather clock standing like a tree, and hand-lettered signs offering counsel — 'efficiency over speed', 'always at rest', 'slow and steady keeps the kinetic' — all rendered as a vintage almanac woodcut.
It's for the person who knows rest isn't laziness but the direction the whole universe is already headed. Dry wit, cosmic alibi.
Original AI-crafted art by Slothisticated, printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717. Unisex, true to size.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Second Law
$39.00