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The Slow Ride
$39.00
Color— White
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
A funny sloth riding-mower tee cruising the block at 4 MPH MAX — sunglasses on, flag bucket hat, cold ones trailing sparks. On purpose.
A comic print of a sloth in sunglasses and a flag bucket hat driving a stars-and-stripes riding mower, its plate reading 'S.L.O.W. RIDE · 4 MPH MAX,' towing a cooler that shoots sparks, a bald eagle overhead, and a neighbor on the curb holding an 'I ♥ SLOW' sign.
Top speed four miles an hour, and proud of it. For the person who takes the scenic route through their own front yard.
Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Slow Ride
$39.00