T-Shirt
The Long Weekend
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
A funny sloth campfire tee: the whole forest turned up for the cookout, and the sloth in the hammock has committed fully to the horizontal life.
A comic campfire scene — a Bigfoot in a plaid shirt and flag apron grilling burgers at a forest campsite beside a red pickup truck, a sloth deep in a hammock, and woodland animals (an owl, a fox, a wolf, a beaver) gathered around the fire. Coolers marked 'USA' and 'Freedom Brew,' an eagle with fireworks, and a distant UFO round out the psychedelic-sunset campout, with a sign reading 'Don't tread on my grill.'
For the person who measures a weekend by how little of it they remember planning — camp humor and good company at the pace of moss.
Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Long Weekend
$39.00