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Independence Or Eats Later
$39.00
Color— Black
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From the studio
This one came out of a run where I was feeding the model the word festival and seeing what it did with patriotic iconography when nobody was watching. It built a Coney Island scene with a colonial committee inside it. I tried to redirect it three or four times and each version kept the burger at the center, so I stopped redirecting. The banner mistranslated Patrick Henry on its own and I left it. It is a better quote.
A funny cookout sloth tee: a monument-sized hamburger, a Statue of Slothery holding a popsicle, and a banner reading 'we hold these naps self-evident.'
The busy comic-Americana print orbits a giant hamburger with a napping tricorn-hatted sloth beneath a banner reading We Hold These Naps To Be Self-Evident. Around it: a Statue of Slothery with a popsicle, marching colonial sloths, a raccoon in flag shades eating nachos, and a spread of cookout food under fireworks.
For the person whose idea of freedom is a long table, good snacks, and absolutely nowhere to be. Give me liberty, or give me a late brunch.
Original AI-crafted art printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 in black — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
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Independence Or Eats Later
$39.00