T-Shirt
The Pitmaster
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
A funny BBQ sloth tee for the person who opted out of the chaos: sasquatch works the grill while the sloth holds the flag hammock down.
A comic cookout print: a ball-cap sasquatch grilling burgers, a bald eagle hauling in a whole box of fireworks, and a sloth reclined in a star-spangled hammock with a cold drink — while a UFO quietly beams up a cow in the background. Low and slow was always the plan.
For the pitmaster whose real specialty is sitting still — cryptid cookout humor for anyone who believes the grill can wait, and so can everything else.
Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Pitmaster
$39.00