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Neon-chrome 25 percent sale sign in a deep-space cabin, cosmonaut sloth in the foreground, Saturn behind — Independence Day collection

Independence Day: Independence, unhurried.

A small set for the long weekend.

Twenty-five percent off the collection, through July 5.

(16 designs)

Slothpollo 11 — Mission Control for the Deliberately Slow
T-Shirt

Slothpollo 11

From$24.75$33.00
The Late Brunch — Liberty Bell Sloth Vintage Illustration Tee
T-Shirt

The Late Brunch

From$23.99$31.99
The Statesman — Lincoln-Era Sloth Portrait Tee
T-Shirt

The Statesman

From$24.75$33.00
Independence Or Eats Later — Sloth Cookout Comic Tee
T-Shirt

Independence Or Eats Later

From$24.74$32.99
The Founding Sloths — Debating Deliberately Colonial Sloth Tee
T-Shirt

The Founding Sloths

From$24.75$33.00
The Slow Labratory — We The Sloths Declaration Tee
T-Shirt

The Slow Labratory

From$24.75$33.00
The Outrider — Patriotic Bald Eagle Motorcycle T-Shirt
T-Shirt

The Outrider

From$24.74$32.99
Uncle Slow — Patriotic Uncle Sam Sloth Relax Parody T-Shirt
T-Shirt

Uncle Slow

From$24.74$32.99
The Slow Riot — Patriotic Revolutionary Cannon 1776–2026 T-Shirt
T-Shirt

The Slow Riot

From$24.74$32.99
The Visitation — Psychedelic Sasquatch 4th of July BBQ UFO T-Shirt
T-Shirt

The Visitation

From$24.74$32.99
The Long Weekend — Sloth Campfire Americana T-Shirt
T-Shirt

The Long Weekend

From$24.74$32.99
The Pitmaster — Patriotic Sasquatch Eagle Cookout T-Shirt
T-Shirt

The Pitmaster

From$24.74$32.99
The Reverie — Psychedelic George Washington Fireworks T-Shirt
T-Shirt

The Reverie

From$23.99$31.99
The Repose — Sloth Hammock 250th Anniversary T-Shirt
T-Shirt

The Repose

From$24.74$32.99
The Colossus — Liberty Sloth Statue Fireworks T-Shirt
T-Shirt

The Colossus

From$24.74$32.99
The Slow Ride — Sloth Riding Mower Americana T-Shirt
T-Shirt

The Slow Ride

From$24.74$32.99