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Mid-Lettuce
$39.00
Color— White
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
"Mid-lettuce should be a shirt," a stranger wrote under a video of a real sloth asleep with its dinner still in its mouth. 489 people liked it. We took the hint.
One bite in, he was out. The leaf is still there. He seems fine with it.
A deep forest green woodcut of a sleeping three-toed sloth on a branch, one arm hanging, a small sign bearing our name and the two words carved underneath. Give it to whoever's asleep before the opening credits finish.
Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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Mid-Lettuce
$39.00