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Down below, his body hangs from the branch, scowling, and does the job. Up above, a teal copy of him sits in lotus inside a halo of small eyes, somewhere much quieter than the meeting. A gold ribbon runs between the two, so he can find his way back. Eventually.
A Flower of Life on the spirit's chest, mushrooms keeping watch on the branch. Give it to the coworker whose status has said "away" since lunch.
Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
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