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Someone has to stay grounded. The sloth has volunteered.
This is for the long nights and the longer integrations, for the ones who go elsewhere and come back changed — for trusting that a calm presence in the corner of the room, or the corner of your mind, is sometimes the whole reason the journey ends well at all.
Garment-dyed cotton with a soft, lived-in weight. The kind of tee that gets better the less you think about it. Heavyweight, relaxed, pleasingly uneventful.
Breathe. He's been here before.
Slow Sitter Society. Population: whoever needs him, for as long as it takes.
The fabric
Care (gently)
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
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