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T-Shirt
The Mushroom Council
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
Some people get wise the loud way. Others sit on a mushroom for sixty years and let the wisdom find them.
This is for the second kind. For the long-game thinker, the patient one, the friend you call when you need someone to say "yeah, that'll probably work itself out" and mean it. For believing — quietly, with a slight smirk — that hurry is a kind of inattention, and that the older path through the woods is usually the better one.
Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, soft on the first wear and softer on the hundredth. Relaxed cut, grounded silhouette, the kind of weight that sits well on a long evening.
Old before his time. Pleased about it.
Slow Wizard Order. No applications, no robes, no meetings.
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**The fabric**
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed for vintage softness
- 6.1 oz heavyweight, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk
- Tubular construction (no side seams), double-needle stitching
- Sewn-in label (no scratchy tag situation)
- S–4XL, available in many colors
**Care (gently)**
- Cold wash (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low
- Iron low if you must
- No bleach, no dry cleaning
- Ages like the wizard does
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Mushroom Council
$39.00