The Mushroom Council

Some people get wise the loud way. Others sit on a mushroom for sixty years and let the wisdom find them. This is for the second kind. For the long-game thinker, the patient one, the friend you call when you need someone to say "yeah, that'll probably work itself out" and mean it. For believing — quietly, with a slight smirk — that hurry is a kind of inattention, and that the older path through the woods is usually the better one. Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, soft on the first wear and softer on the hundredth. Relaxed cut, grounded silhouette, the kind of weight that sits well on a long evening. Old before his time. Pleased about it. Slow Wizard Order. No applications, no robes, no meetings. --- **The fabric** - 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed for vintage softness - 6.1 oz heavyweight, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk - Tubular construction (no side seams), double-needle stitching - Sewn-in label (no scratchy tag situation) - S–4XL, available in many colors **Care (gently)** - Cold wash (max 30°C / 90°F) - Tumble dry low - Iron low if you must - No bleach, no dry cleaning - Ages like the wizard does