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The Loan Shark
$39.00
Color— Dark Chocolate
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
From the studio
I'd been drawing reptiles in suits for weeks — bureaucrats, ledger-keepers, the whole Department of Reptilian Affairs lineage — when a shark wandered into the sketchbook by accident. He had the wrong species and exactly the right energy. The phrase 'Bite-Sized Interest' arrived before I finished inking the lapel; it was the kind of pun I would normally cross out and didn't. I kept the scroll-banner heavy, the navy slightly faded, the smile just past polite. Six sketches in, this was the one.
A funny gangster-shark tee: a great white in a pinstripe suit and fedora, collecting interest on the one currency the slow refuse to spend — time.
The print is a vintage-illustration great white dressed as a pinstriped, fedora-wearing loan shark — a leather ledger under one fin, a fat roll of banded cash in the other — grinning beneath an ornate scroll banner that reads Bite-Sized Interest.
For the anti-hustle crowd who find the suit funnier than the shark and the pun funnier than both. Time is money; let him keep the interest. You are keeping the afternoon.
Original AI-crafted art printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
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The Loan Shark
$39.00