The Physics of Slow

Somewhere a sloth is reading The Physics of Slow. He's been on chapter two since spring. Up the branch, another sloth is on his back with all four feet in the air, which is either meditation or surrender — opinions vary. A wolf is playing a lyre. A capybara is meditating inside a ring of stones, having clearly figured something out the rest of us are still working on. The flying spaghetti monster is here. The wizard is here. The fairies, the goat, the elephant, the ant who is moving a box for reasons of his own. A sloth at the bottom of the page is staring into a galaxy in a soup bowl. The whole thing is held together by an infinity loop. We don't know what that means either. We're just reporting it. Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, the kind that gets better the more you ignore it. Soft from the first wear, softer after the third, eventually the softest thing you own. Relaxed fit, no side seams, sewn-in label so nothing scratches the back of your neck while you're trying to read. Holds up to gardens, hammocks, long drives, longer naps, and approximately one decade of weekly laundry. Wear it on the days when the to-do list can wait. Wear it under a cardigan in October. Wear it to bed if you want — we're not your mom. The cloth 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk 6.1 oz heavyweight, garment-dyed for that lived-in hand Double-needle stitched, tubular construction (no side seams) S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in many colors The care Wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), no bleach Tumble dry low, iron low, no dry cleaning Treat it like a friend and it will return the favor