You might also like
T-Shirt
Mercury Retrograde
$39.00
Color— Butter
SizeSize guide
Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
Mercury is going backward, and the sloth has been informed.
Emails misfire and group chats combust. A small teal planet turns back on itself, arrow and all. Nothing changes for a creature already at the slowest speed on offer.
He hangs upside down from a brass orrery of nested rings, engraved with mandalas and a crescent moon. Give it to the friend who announces every retrograde in the group chat before anyone asks.
Original AI-crafted artwork, printed to order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz ringspun garment-dyed cotton, unisex fit. Runs slightly large; size down for fitted, stay true for the boxy drape.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
Some photos show AI-generated models (not real people). Photos of the item on its own show the actual printed product. Learn more
Mercury Retrograde
$39.00