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The Patron Wizard
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The Patron Wizard is a cosmic tarot wizard tee for the deliberately slow — a one-eyed, pipe-smoking sage in a star-and-moon hat, watching over everything at his own pace.
The design is a painterly, tarot-style portrait: a single galaxy-filled eye set in the forehead, a leaf-woven beard gone half to forest, a curved smoking pipe, and a green hat scattered with small moons. He is the patron figure of the whole Slothisticated operation — a cyclops sage in no hurry to cast anything at all.
For the person who takes their aesthetics seriously and their schedule loosely — a quiet emblem that says you are allowed to take your time.
Original AI-crafted art by Slothisticated, printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717. Unisex, true to size.
Vinyl sticker, kiss-cut to the artwork outline. Glossy laminate. Weatherproof. Outlasts most laptops.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Patron Wizard
$3.99