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The Patron Saint of Slow
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
The Patron Saint of Slow is a sloth meditation tee — a green woodcut devotional to profound slowness, for anyone who treats attention as a sacrament.
The design depicts a bearded sloth in a spiral wizard's hat meditating cross-legged atop a giant mushroom house, a third eye opening above his brow, ringed by a quiet congregation — sheep, spiral-eyed owls, a fox, a bespectacled wolf reading — with sacred-geometry triangles in the corners and the words 'mindful attention is majestic' along the hem.
It signals a person who would rather be canonized for stillness than rewarded for output. Rest as the point, not the prize.
Original AI-crafted art by Slothisticated, printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717. Unisex, true to size.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Patron Saint of Slow
$39.00