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The Long River
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
The Long River is a nature-and-mindfulness sloth tee — a bright folk-art wilderness that keeps its own hours and has never once been late.
The design depicts a blue river winding through the whole scene: a many-eyed sloth cradling a cup of tea in the foreground, a starry-robed sloth reading the sky through a telescope, turtles carrying their houses, a small sailboat drifting, and scattered all-seeing eyes, under a banner reading 'Slow Living & Mindful Attention'.
It's for the person who runs on their own schedule and never apologizes for it — mindful attention drawn as one long, unhurried current.
Original AI-crafted art by Slothisticated, printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717. Unisex, true to size.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Long River
$39.00