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The Insignia
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
The Insignia is a psychedelic sacred-geometry sloth tee — the Slothisticated house crest, for those who've decided slowness is something to belong to.
The design depicts an ornate emblem of psychedelic animals on black beneath a hand-lettered 'Slothisticated' script: an elephant patterned in open eyes, a turtle carrying a spiral galaxy on its shell, a meditating sloth throned on a mandala mushroom, a cosmic octopus, a spread-winged owl, and a capybara growing its own garden, in jewelled teal, gold and purple.
It signals membership in the slow menagerie — sacred geometry worn like a coat of arms, quietly and without apology.
Original AI-crafted art by Slothisticated, printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717. Unisex, true to size.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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The Insignia
$39.00