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Ape of the Year
$39.00
Color— Black
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Printed to order · Free US shipping · 30-day guarantee
Ape of the Year is a cosmic graphic tee from sloth-art brand Slothisticated — a mock magazine cover celebrating a lifetime of doing gloriously little.
The design depicts a painterly faux magazine cover reading '40 Under 40 · Ape of the Year · Slothisticated Magazine': a pensive blue ape resting his chin on his hand, framed by a spiral galaxy with a clock at its heart, a cosmic jellyfish, and a temple perched on a winding path.
It's for the person whose real flex is having nowhere to be — surreal, anti-hustle humor for the deliberately unproductive.
Original AI-crafted art by Slothisticated, printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717. Unisex, true to size.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee — 6.1oz ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel. Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. Gets softer with every wash.
Free standard shipping on all US orders, and free worldwide over $75. Orders are usually made and shipped within 1–2 business days (busy seasons can run a little longer). 30-day happiness guarantee — if you're not satisfied, we'll make it right. Misprints and shipping damage replaced free, just send us a photo.
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Ape of the Year
$39.00